Morrissey: A Simulated Canadian Farewell Concert On The "Seal Hunt" Tour, Shaw Centre, Edmonton, May 3, 2006.

Ha, finally some great idea for a post. As you very well know, the Moz has ruled out a Canadian tour ever if we don't stop killing seals. So I decided to simulate a Moz "Farewell to Canada" Tour, featuring Moz and a setlist of appropriately titled songs. This particular concert takes place in the city of champions of course (Go Oilers!), because I live here and because seal hunting is not really the rave here. The audience of course is mostly me and a multitude of cool college girls. This arena is packed tight and all through the performance, Moz engages in deductive reasoning, needless hyperbole and mozisms. Add the raucous applause and me and the girls (or the girls and I for you Brits) screaming Oh Moz! Perfect setting, perfect evening. Here are the jams.

The Youngest Was The Most Loved
I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
The Lazy Sunbathers
Everyday Is Like Sunday
I've Changed My Plea To Guilty
I Don't Mind If You Forget Me (cheeky, cheeky)
How Can Anybody Possibly Know How I Feel?
First Of The Gang To Die (dedicated to Toronto inner city kids)
I Have Forgiven Jesus
(encore)
We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful
The National Front Disco

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