Of The Shaggs And Worst Band Fame, A Deerhoof Cover, And A Good Mid-day Laugh.

This is a story guaranteed to make you laugh. Since I can't tell it better than the Wiki guys, I'll just post the Wiki information.

"The Shaggs was an American all-woman band. The group has often been considered the worst rock and roll band in the world (or the "best worst" by the New York Times), and this designation has made the band's one and only album a collector's item. The group members were Betty Wiggin Porter - rhythm guitar, Dorothy Wiggin Semprini - lead guitar and vocals, Helen Wiggin - drums, Rachel Wiggin - bass guitar. According to an account recorded by Irwin Chusid, the idea of The Shaggs is older than the girls themselves. When the girls' father, Austin Wiggin, Jr., was young, his mother made three predictions: he would marry a strawberry blonde; he would have two sons she would not live to see; and his daughters would form a famous musical group. After the first two came true, Austin set out to make the third happen.

In the mid-1960s, Austin withdrew his daughters from school, bought them instruments, and arranged for them to receive music lessons. They named themselves "The Shaggs" after the contemporary shag hairstyle. In 1968, Austin arranged for the girls to play a regular Saturday night gig at the Fremont, New Hampshire Town Hall. The next year, the girls went into the studio and recorded their album, Philosophy of the World. It is clear from the sound that the band was not ready to capture their performance on tape, but Austin persisted.

In fact, listening to the record, the band seems to have no sense of melody, harmony, or rhythm. It is as though the drums were recorded in a separate room from the guitars and neither could hear what the other was doing. During the recording sessions, the band would occasionally stop playing, claiming one of them had made a mistake and that they needed to start over, leaving the sound engineers to wonder how the girls could tell. At this point, the man who had promised to press 1,000 copies of Philosophy of the World absconded with 900 of them. The rest were circulated to New England radio stations but attracted little attention, and the girls' dreams of superstardom were dashed.

In 1975, Austin Wiggin arranged one last recording session for his daughters, but died of a heart attack, which seemed to put an end to his ambitions. However, in 1978, the group NRBQ found one of the original 1,000 copies at a Boston radio station and got their label, Rounder Records, to rerelease Philosophy of the World. They published songs from the 1975 tapes on the 1982 record Shaggs' Own Thing, but its closer approximation to conventional music causes some to disregard this collection. In 1988 Dorothy Wiggin rediscovered the lost masters of Philosophy of the World in a closet; these and Shaggs' Own Thing were remastered and released on an eponymous CD. RCA Victor also released Philosophy of the World on CD in 1999, whereupon it was hailed as something of an avant-garde cult classic.

In 2000, NRBQ celebrated their thirtieth anniversary with a concert in New York City; their opening act was The Shaggs. Helen, who had been suffering from depression for years, declined to attend, so NRBQ's drummer was faced with the challenging task of attempting to play Helen's parts. That same year, Artisan Entertainment bought the movie rights to the band's story. A stage musical about The Shaggs, Philosophy of the World by librettist/lyricist Joy Gregory, composer/lyricist Gunnar Madsen, and co-conceiver/director John Langs, opened at the prestigious John Anson Ford Theatre in Los Angeles in November 2003. It was later presented at the New York Musical Theatre Festival in September 2005.

In 2001, the Animal World label released Better than the Beatles, a Shaggs tribute album. The title was based on a statement about The Shaggs attributed to Frank Zappa; whether or not he actually said it is unknown. (He is known, however, to have said of the Shaggs, "This sounds like the missing link between Fanny and Captain Beefheart & his Magic Band.") The album featured established acts such as Ida, Optiganally Yours and Danielson Famille covering The Shaggs' songs."

Because I am curious, I went searching for Philosophy of the World. Truth be told, it's not as bad as you'll think. It's worse. Hear some jams from this brilliant nonsense.

Philosophy of the World
My Pal Foot Foot
Why Do I Feel? (This is a painful song. And the title of the next track on the album is "What Should I Do?" Seriously.)

Also listen to this Deerhoof cover of The Shaggs' My Pal Foot Foot on the tribute album.

My Pal Foot Foot